Today's theme

Appears to be seniority. I've noted before how odd news items seem to come in groups (see Blue Crab Boulevard: And this is even worse">).

It seems that aging Canadian baby-boomers surveyed recently are much more likely to spend their time watching television or surfing the web than in engaging in sex and romance. The study was sponsored by the company that makes Viagra.

Here at Blue Crab Boulevard, we see a solution. Send deprived Canadians for a vacation in Italy!