Don't drink and drive

Police in Italy stopped a car when they observed it zig-zagging in an erratic fashion.

They were somewhat surprised to find the car's passenger was a completely nude 70-year old woman who had been trying to have sex with the car's 59-year old driver.

The driver tested at three times over the legal limit for blood alcohol.

So, for all you adventurers out there, remember, if you're going to have sex while driving, don't drink!

There is no word whether the woman in the car is a member of a strippers union with seniority.

[I don't think the drano was strong enough.]