A great victory for workers everywhere

The union that represents strippers in Australia, Striptease Artists Australia, has won the right for the performers to have a meal break and to get overtime pay.

Well, I guess it's some kind of progress for the strippers. But a couple of questions come to mind:

A strippers union?

Is there going to be [shudder] seniority?

Somehow, the thought of a little old grey-haired granny dancing about with her walker comes to mind here.......

Excuse me, I have to go wash my minds eye out with Drano.....