Michigan - where men are men

And sheep are nervous!

A Michigan man who pleaded no contest to charges of sodomizing a sheep will have to register as a sex offender. He was apparently caught red - er - handed by the sheep's owner, but they still matched "genetic material" found in the sheep to the offender.

They ran a rape kit on a sheep? Even though he was caught in the act?

Things must be pretty slow for the sheriff's office in Calhoun County.....

But registering as a sheep molester serves no good purpose. Sheep can't read.......