Today's Criminal Mastermind

A guy gets himself pulled over by the police for driving erratically. He identifies himself as Robert Carmer.

The police were somewhat suspicious, though, It seems he had the name "Cecil" tattooed on the back of his neck.

Cecil was booked on several charges including having a methamphetamine lab in his car.....

Note to would be criminals. Police pay attention to identifying marks like tattoos. It is particularly dumb to tattoo your name on the back of your neck. Besides, it looks like your Mom put a label on you like she did on your underwear before you went to camp.