You have got to be kidding

Getting soap dispensers at Yale is a big victory worthy of news coverage?

The college I went to didn't supply soap in the bathrooms, either. You BROUGHT YOUR OWN. You also brought toothpaste, shampoo, shaving cream, razors - in other words, a toilet kit.

Is this so difficult a concept?

But, hey, you got a real impressive victory and a write-up by AP.

While giving your school yet another excuse to raise tuition! Great move!