He couldn't get out of the way?

The lede says it all:

An intrepid British oarsman's bid to row round Antarctica ended after just 30
kilometres (20 miles) when he unexpectedly collided with the Falkland Islands,
British newspapers reported.

Unexpectedly collided. With the Falkland Islands. Bwahahahahaha. Excuse me a moment. I have to get some windex and clean up the monitor......